I miss my frnds b'coz. They open their answr sheet durng Exam & say "le chaap le jaldi varna latak jayega...." Apna hmwrk kr k copy dete or kehte "kal homwrk kr lena vrna sir thok denge" ... ... Cafe me break k tym apni plate mujhe dete or kehte "le kha

New SONG :-Saari Umar Hum Muthi Maar Ke Jiliye,Ab Toh Hame Chodne Do Chodne Do,Give Me The CondomGive Me Some PlaceGive Me Another ChanceI Wanna Fuck Her Once AGAIN..

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''Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha...Teacher: “Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai”Chinki Huste Hue: “Mam, " 'C'ontrol'O'n 'N’atural 'D’rops 'O’f 'M’an – Is Called Condom”Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi..

'Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka HuaKhud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd GayeMoral: “Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Kameeno, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho – Delhi Police"

'Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka HuaKhud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd GayeMoral: “Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Kameeno, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho – Delhi Police"

Aaj-Kal Ke Bacche Aur Unke Doubts:DGirl - Teacher.! BusMale hai ya Female..........??(Teacher thinks such a cute question)Suddenly another boy replied- Teacher, ItsFemale.Girl- Why.....??Boy- Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.Teacher got tense with answerwhereas girl In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe ChadteHain ToUske Bacche Kyo nahi hote.....??Teacher more tense...Boy again withanswer- KyokiSab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.Teacher sharm se pani pani...But girl still in doubt- MaanaSabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain,par Driver Aur Conductor ToAage Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachche Kyon NahinHote......??Teacher Ki Saanse band.....Boy. final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono TopiPehankeChadte Hain.Teacher Behosh..!! :O :p =DD

Really a super joke ..... must readEk Seth ne pappu ko dukaan peRakha.Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..Seth ek din pappu se milne shoppe aaya tohwoh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bechraha tha,Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,grahak ne 800 me fishing rodkharid lia...Pappu bola- Itne mehnge jootepehan ke fishing karoge?Sports shoe le lo...Usne 600 ke shoes le liye.............Pappu bola-Dhoop lagegi, ek Capbhi lo, usne le liPappu bola-Fishing karte waqtbhookh lagegi to kuch khane kole loUsne chips, biscuit le liye........Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ekbasket le lo,.. usne le liaIss tarah uska bill 8000 bana.Seth bahut khush hua bola-Tum acche salesman ho, Wo kevalfishng rod lene aaya tha orTumne itna saman bech diya..Pappu : Sethji wo to Biwi ke liye"WHISPER" lene aaya tha,Maine bola-7 din kya karega, Jajake machali pakaD....xP ;D

Ek Angreji Smith Family Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya Mr.Smith: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai..???” (He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So) Bihari: “Nahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda- Thoda Phatt Raha Hai” Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): “Wat Thoda- Thoda Phatt Raha Hai?? Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hoga” Mr.Smith: “Tum Daily Maraata Hai…???” (Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.) Bihari: “Daily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai” Mr.Smith: “Wat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..??? Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Hai” Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji” Bihari Got The Job, Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha Job’s 1st Day Mr.Smith: “Aaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chhodega, To Drop), Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humko” Bihari: “Sahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Mein Aapko Nahi Chod Sakta” Mr.Smith: “Kyun Nahi Chodega..????? Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Dega” Bihari Agreed To Do So. Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi. Woh Party Mein Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi. Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya Daughter: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.” Bihari: “Ji Memsahab” Daughter: “Humare Piche Se Gaand Maaro” (Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note) Bihari: “Yeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam, Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Denge” Daughter: “Tum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Denge” Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai) Bihari: “Ab Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab, Gaand To Phategi Hi Na“

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